Calumny . . .and Portuguese Water Dogs

FDOTUS (pron. fodotus) is really cute. *

And then I read that Bo is a gift from Ted Kennedy, who has three Portuguese Water Dogs. No doubt, their names are Mary, Jo and Kopechne**.

That’s a morbid joke but not an anti-Dem joke - just a very old, very angry morbid joke.

Any bastard who drowns his pregnant mistress and goes on to life in the Senate, instead of in prison, deserves to have the calumny haunt him at least until he is dead.

How exponents of women's rights resolve this issue at his funeral will be interesting to watch. Will they treat Kennedy as a great man and drop the memory of Mary Jo down the well . . .or will they drop Kennedy down the well when he can't help them anymore? Place your bets!

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* First Dog Of The United States - The Washington Post provided witty coverage of every doggone detail: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/11/AR2009041102484_pf.html

**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne